pathetic sad story not evan funny ,stop gigling its not funny


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Posted by Anonymous on July 09, 2001 at 12:33:15:

In Reply to: RatFest 2001 Win a trip to RatFest SOB Story... posted by Skotrat on June 24, 2001 at 08:49:43:

well it all started about seven years ago i had a great job i had been at for ten years i was making good dough for the midwest 46K I HAD a nice house almost paid for a custom jeep two customized motorcycles a great truck and a realy hot beutiful girlfriend ,,,,,,,then then she went insane broke into my house six times cut all my clothing into shreds burned all the photos of my female relatives including my recently deceased mother and worst of all my porn colection . dammit !! she bopped me over the head with a 2x4 and held me hostage for 4 days at gunpoint poored gasoline on me and tried to set me on fire because i wouldn't sign my house and vehicals over to her , after 4 days a friend stoped buy and i escaped . i moved the contents of my house into storage all of my vehicals but my larger motorcycle , cashed in my retirement fund turned the keys to my house over to a relator ,quit my job and split i wonderd the highways of america over 9,000 miles after 9 months i was down to a cpl thousand and hadn't sold my house . i finaly decided on settling neer my father to help him out and get to know him abit hes in his 80's i got a full time job and three part time jobs got the cash up to buy my money pit fortress in the woods ,finaly sold my house jeep one of my motorcycles to finance a new life . i make 1/2 the dough i made only abot $24K but i'm safe from the physco stalker bitch from hell . i'm a hairy recluse . i don't socialize with any local people . due to my perinoa from post tramatic stress syndrom ,thats what the councelor said .i say healty self prservation!! well i got my self in for about $8000 on credit cards ,stupid, fixing the pad up my truck caught on fire and burned up my motorcycle wore out , but a cpl years ago i found the rat chat and it seemed like a sorta social life . i bummed a ride to ratfest2000 and had a great time and meet some great friends . i would like to drive to ratfest in NH but my $500 car with 250,000 won't make it . and i would have to buy some headlights for it . all i need is some dough to make it to fargo to catch a ride with piper and strange and to get some food and beer and gas . this is a sad but true story i swear i left the realy bad stuff out wrelatorthe : Here is the skinny.

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