Posted by Anonymous on June 24, 2001 at 20:15:02:
In Reply to: RatFest 2001 Win a trip to RatFest SOB Story... posted by Skotrat on June 24, 2001 at 08:49:43:
While driving through the Hinterland regions of Wisconsin, I was abdcuted by the Wisconsin Liberation Army. They took my money. They collected soil samples from my shoes. They unloaded my car on the side of the road and sniffed my undies. They licked my armpits at gunpoint. They left my travel companion alone. It seemed that they wanted information from me alone.
I am currently in therapy seven days a week, often more than once a day.
I have had to quit my job, selling rubber nipples door to door. I can't take chances anymore. I am holed up in my basement, sanding 2x4s into 1x4s. Due to my current condition, I can no longer afford to go outside, shopping, etc.
Changing my travel habits (to avoid all things Wisconsin) would do me some good. The heat in these parts in early August can be a killer. I need to get to New Hampshire.
Please help me.